The UK is going to become a very ugly place once the Englanders realise just how Little they’ve become.
The choice seems to be between two hard boiled eggs, four oompa-loompas, and Dolores Umbridge.
There will always be men who just follow orders.
My favourite part of the election is news editorials about how some important issue is bringing ignored. As if editorial decisions weren’t made daily about which issues to pursue.
It is a mistake to treat an election manifesto like it means something. It’s a package holiday brochure. It shows you the luxury sea view apartment, but you end up in a north facing room two miles from the beach.
Pros and Cons
You can tell a lot about a news organisation by whether they’re willing to recycle the annual Blue Monday bull.
There’s only one poll that matters. I am seeking legal advice and cannot comment. The money was just resting in my account. Chan4 hacked my phone. His people made tay for the Tans. My words were taken out of context. The intern has apologised and is leaving the campaign.
1. Steal underpants. 2. Develop the Gnome Underpants mobile phone app. 3. Profits!
I swear by all that is divine, if one more app changes spontaneously to Dark Theme, I will kill something.