Pros and Cons
You can tell a lot about a news organisation by whether they’re willing to recycle the annual Blue Monday bull.
There’s only one poll that matters. I am seeking legal advice and cannot comment. The money was just resting in my account. Chan4 hacked my phone. His people made tay for the Tans. My words were taken out of context. The intern has apologised and is leaving the campaign.
1. Steal underpants. 2. Develop the Gnome Underpants mobile phone app. 3. Profits!
I swear by all that is divine, if one more app changes spontaneously to Dark Theme, I will kill something.
The Election Machinery
Saoirse Ronan has been nominated for an Oscar for the fourth time. But can we say she has truly arrived before she’s been assigned a character in the Marvel Cinematic Universe?
Meanwhile, in a Dublin suburb…
All of the news is terrible. You might as well just switch off again.
In the 20th Century, the Fermi Paradox asked why, when life seemed so likely, we could not find itanywhere else in the galaxy. But by the 21st Century, many had concluded intelligent life had a bad habit of destroying any planet where it arose.