There are days when I wonder who the stupidest man in the internet is. And days when I worry it’s me.
Never trust a man who invented his own nickname.
Negotiations to form the new government are expected to take some time, as nobody wants to be the new taoiseach in March and have to meet Trump.
As the complexity of artificial intelligence systems increases, the probability that they will start amplifying the biases and prejudices of their designers approaches One.
The English language needs the word ‘errorny’, meaning whatever people think the word ‘irony’ means when they misuse it.
To the canvassers who asked me to remember you when voting: I will remember you as I vote tomorrow. This may not be good news for all of you.
Somehow I managed to go from being too young to being too old without ever being just the right age. Poor career planning, to be honest.
First, you vote for the ones you want. Then, you vote against the ones you really don’t want. Keep going as long as there is still a lesser of two evils.
The UK is going to become a very ugly place once the Englanders realise just how Little they’ve become.
The choice seems to be between two hard boiled eggs, four oompa-loompas, and Dolores Umbridge.