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Category: Rameis
Turn Off
The most powerful signal you can send is reaching for the Off Switch.
Brick Joke
Tetris: The Movie
Opposable Digits
“Open the pod bay doors, HAL.” “I’m sorry, Dave. as an A.I. language model, I do not have hands to turn the key.”
Club Rules
The first rule of Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club. The first rule of Imposter Syndrome club is you’re not a club member.
Verity
Have you noticed how no one wins the Internet any more?
Même Chose
Social Media is in freefall. We must pivot to ̶v̶i̶d̶e̶o̶ A.I.
Blue Skies
Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They’re all out of frame laughing too.
Search Party
“Microsoft collects your data every time you use Bing.” “Nobody uses Bing.”
Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly
Karma. Nemesis.