Every foreign TV report of the Eighth campaign
Cottage and sheep in the distance.
Saint Patrick’s Day parade.
Church spires.
Farmer with a border collie.
Keith Mills.
Leo Varadkar’s socks.
Nuns.
Pantibar.
Fintan O’Toole.
Closing shot of sunset behind Hapenny bridge.
Things you won’t hear during the Eighth campaign
“And joining us now is [Insert Name] from Lolek Ltd, a privately-held limited company trading under the business name of the Iona Institute”
