Idle thoughts

How come Hollywood can build realistic dinosaur models and CGI spaceships, but the special effects department still can’t recreate realistic puking?

Can someone please do me a director’s cut of Julie And Julia so that it’s just Julia?

When a party tells you its manifesto is “fully costed”, remember they were “fully costed” in 2007 too. Based on property tax revenues.

If someone holds a press conference and photo op, what you’re getting isn’t news, it’s PR.

The Irish swing voter: Someone who says they want Sanders, but in the privacy of the voting booth, goes for Trump.

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By Gerard Cunningham

Gerard Cunningham occupies his time working as a journalist, writer, sub-editor, blogger and tweeter, yet still finds himself underemployed. Go figure.