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Always pays his debts.
Even if it bankrupts the state.
Regarded by some as the real king in the North,
by others as a bastard.
The king of even further North
Blonde. Lives overseas. The real queen.
Strong links to the old regime
Short of supporters now
No one really wants him
Hasn’t realised he’s someone else’s bitch.
Creepy weird religious fanatic
No longer a player
Who knows whose side this one is on
You’ve forgotten about him, haven’t you?
Far as we know he’s still off fighting climate change