Every foreign TV report of the Eighth campaign
Cottage and sheep in the distance.
Saint Patrick’s Day parade.
Farmer with a border collie.
Leo Varadkar’s socks.
Closing shot of sunset behind Hapenny bridge.
Things you won’t hear during the Eighth campaign
“And joining us now is [Insert Name] from Lolek Ltd, a privately-held limited company trading under the business name of the Iona Institute”